Thursday, July 28, 2011

“…if you are not like everybody else, then you are abnormal, if you are abnormal , then you are sick. These three categories, not being like everybody else, not being normal and being sick are in fact very different but have been reduced to the same thing.” Michel Foucault

Sunday, July 10, 2011

hope you are happy up there mitch





You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.




One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older.", "You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera!"




I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "F*ck it, cut em up!"



I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These f*ckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, "We're going straight to the mouth. That f*cker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."



I tried to walk into target, but I missed. Damn.


I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my morality.















Monday, June 20, 2011

The Best Things In Life

Sunshine                                                  This Moment


Family                                              Education
                Memories                                                                 Trust
True Friends (not the kinds you question but friends you trust, friends that make you happy, friends that you love and love you back)
                                              Marshmellows
Mac n Cheese                                                            Health
                             Fruit
Water                                                                                        Happiness
                     Simplicity 
Laughter                                     Apples                                                  Inspiration
                                                                                      Grass
Creativity           Understanding


Teenage angst                                               Kisses                                        Mistakes


Music                          Nature                    Confidence
                                                                                                                             Time
Vanilla                                                                           Revolution
             Fear                                                                                            Unity
Sugar                                      Mountains
                        Fires                                                        Feet
Dogs                           Emotion                                                                                       Humor
                                                               Colors                                              Physics
Money (whether you disagree or not) 
                Pacman                                                 Exercise                       Bubbles
Generosity                                Belief 
                                                                                                         Birth
Brilliance                             Culture
                         Peace                                                                                  Individuality
Sleep                                                    Art
                Inspiration                                                    Breathing                            Hugs
Pain                                         Stars
                          Chocolate                                                        Trees
Death                                                              Books     


Education                                                                  Youth                                         Marijuana
                         Age
                                       Opportunity                                  Beauty
Imperfections 


                           The Past                                                     Hedonists 
Cooking                                              Passion                                                You